cute gender neutral dating terms for the signs

nanamukuro:

Aries: dirt pile

Taurus: memer

Gemini: nerdlord

Cancer: ANGRY nerdlord

Leo: feisty young’n

Virgo: strategically draped piece of fabric

Libra: anime trash

Scorpion: le hawt nb yaoiz partner

Sagittarius: cutie patoot but also NEEEEEEEEERD

Capricorn: the coolest cat around

Aquarius: emotional wreck but MY emotional wreck

Pisces: avril lavigne fan

(via allyetnothing)

officialputin:

putins-boyfriend:

putins-girlfriend:

yourtubes:

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

I am really Putin’s girlfriend

then we have a problem

I can explain it

(via allyetnothing)

squeakchic:

casker:

I FIND SUCH ENORMOUS JOY IN MINIATURE THINGS

oh i thought this was just a bad case of yaoi hands

(Source: ianbrooks, via allyetnothing)

mrbritishhimself:

purplespottedsunnies:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Australian Tumblr Photoset #13

Want to see more?

American photoset #12 

Hahaha
Haha
Ha


It is nice to live in Australia, I swear…

Guys, we gotta nuke Australia 

(via thedoesnotcarebear)

shanryart:

cakejam:

”ill like this post so i can find it later on”

image

HOW CAN YOU LIKED TWO POINT SMTH MILLION POSTS BUT ONLY FOLLOW TWELVE BLOGS

(Source: cakejam, via allyetnothing)

internetexplorers:

100wordlimit:

internetexplorers:

if i get hit by a car i won’t have to go to school

my friend got hit by a car
he still went to school

what a nerd

(via allyetnothing)

thecentercourfeyrac:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

roundtocrescent:

mysnogboxisbiggerontheinside:

do you ever think that oliver wood was created for the sole purpose of innuendo

yes

even his name is an innuendo

It gets even better when you realize the actor’s name was Sean Biggerstaff.

(Source: smithtocapaldi, via ruinedchildhood)

alxsie:

3dsmallperson:

this little baby is smiling a lot! he did a great job and found around 250,000 tabs of ecstasy!!

that dog is gonna be off his face

alxsie:

3dsmallperson:

this little baby is smiling a lot! he did a great job and found around 250,000 tabs of ecstasy!!

that dog is gonna be off his face

(Source: 3dsmall, via wiiliam)

aph-lovelies:

anjelikabates:

gameandwatch:

dirtycartunes:

wtf

how are you getting that much momentum on the third kick

by being raw af

Is that Jean Kirschtein?

aph-lovelies:

anjelikabates:

gameandwatch:

dirtycartunes:

wtf

how are you getting that much momentum on the third kick

by being raw af

Is that Jean Kirschtein?

(Source: adrenaline-high, via allyetnothing)

professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

(Source: generic-art, via wiiliam)

tastefullyoffensive:

Coming soon, to a theatre near you. [bitfiend]

(via wiiliam)